27 Jul
Harpooooon…
So this past weekend Transformer BBQ traveled up to Windsor Vermont for our 5th New England BBQ Championship. This is one of the best contests of the year for many reasons, and this year was no exception. The brief version of the weekend is that the simple approach worked for us… Finishing as Reserve Grand Champion (2nd overall for non-BBQ competitors who may be reading)… for both the BBQ as well as the grilling contests. One of our goals each year it to bring home a tap handle trophy (top three in a category, top two overall, or 1st in a grilling category)… this year we were able to bring home 4. We left very happy, and excited for the next contest, and for Harpoon again next year.
I decided after this weekend I needed to compile a list of things teams should consider when coming to Harpoon, actually this should/does apply to most contests. If you can’t handle some of these common sense things… then maybe cooking at home is just a better fit for you.
1) WEAR A SHIRT ALL WEEKEND; ALL WEEKEND… no exceptions, I don’t care if its 130 degrees outside. Seeing people around their own food not wearing a shirt… grosses me out. It should gross you out. What is more disturbing? People vending food they have cooked shirtless, or are even actually vending while not wearing a shirt. also.. a side question: who would buy food from someone who doesn’t wear a shirt????? Oh… wearing an apron while not wearing a shirt is just as gross, just in case you didn’t know that either.
2) If you are going to show up and be in a bad mood, actually spend a lot of energy to walk around and bad mouth the event (which you may have attended for 5+ years), do the rest of us a favor. Stay home. There are a few people who spend so much energy talking down about every single thing about an event… I just wonder why they bother to leave their house. One of the allstars in this group came over this weekend to ask some members of my team with some help with box presentations. In particular a presentation that this same person has spend countless online posts also calling “cheating”… not because it actually is cheating… but because it makes food look better, but unfortunately takes more time to do. So as this person is leaving my site, another woman was standing and looking at our trophy set up– she says “are you with these guys” to which miss allstar says “god no, I would never carry dust collectors to a contest”… the observer says “well, its a pretty impressive display don’t you think?” to which the allstar says “no, not really… go down a few teams if you want to see something impressive”. Really? Really? Really? Indeed. Like I said… Oooowhenn… stay home.
3) Vending at Harpoon: Harpoon is unique in that it allows vending of food to the public. Certain spots lend themselves to better access to the crowds, and the crowds expect those teams to have food during the weekend. I understand that vending takes a lot of work, our team puts a lot of time into it, but I also understand that a lot of teams just don’t want to get involved in it. My suggestion here is that if vending isn’t your thing, or you don’t think you can vend a whole day… just request a spot thats more appropriate. Or don’t… just my opinion.
BBQ contests are a fun way to spend a weekend to to hang out with friends, both new and old. Just remember that there are a lot of people in somewhat of a confined space… common sense should play some part in your activities. Be clean, be positive, be aware for your surroundings and how you effect other teams… taking a few minutes to think about these things can make you a better neighbor.
So… you disagree? think my list is ridiculous? Think my contest set up is annoying? Tell me in the comments… won’t hurt my feelings, I promise.




